Runs great and can’t go wrong with the Gas Mileage with the prices nowadays

I am writing this post because of the horrible drivers in Great Falls. It is happening all to often now and everybody seems to be in a hurry to get nowhere. I am getting sick of them and I am sure everyone else is too. Slow the F*** Down!

Here are some HOT Summer tips for dealing with A**Hole Tail-Gators, Ass-riders or whatever you want to call them! (Not to be taken literal and is for humorous purposes only!) So next time you see this common breed crazy ass driver—> 

Try one of the following tips.

1. When they try to speed you up, slow them down! You are going the speed limit. Let them figure out how to kill themselves easier.

2. When #1 doesn’t work, try finding some garbage on your floor. Prerferbly a bottle of water filled with piss and chuck it at their window. This one works great for the SoccerMom types quite well. Be sure to watch out if they call the cops! Cops are the worse type of tailgators and none of the tips work!

3. Also another great tip is if there is another car in the other lane, keep pace with them so they cant pass! This is also known as “Grandma’s Holding Hands.”

4. If the putz pulls over with you. Either he or she is a part of any number of Law Enforcement agency’s, or he or she is wanting to fight a little bit or try to shoot you. Fight or Flight your call! If you choose to fight, you better know some Judo. If you choose to run, wait untill they exit their vehicle going “What!?, What!?” and take off as fast as you can.

5. Maybe get the bumper sticker that says “If you tailgate me I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.” Maybe even have one custom made that says “If you tailgate me I’ll flick dog shit on your windshield.” Keep some handy just in case they want to try you.

There you have it! Some great Tailgating tips for those crazy Redhecks in Huge Trucks, soccer moms in Honda Vans, Mid-Life crisis Miata’s and even 17 year old Malibu Barbies in Hyundai’s and Ford Taurus’s!

Allergies and hay fever are abnormal reactions to everyday substances such as pollen, dust, dander, etc. and involve many different organ systems of the body, primarily the respiratory, liver and adrenal glands. Using herbs to strengthen these systems will give your body a preventative edge over allergic reactions, and will further help decrease the severity of uncomfortable symptoms.

Licorice - A wonderful ally to the adrenal glands and is probably the most widely studied adrenal herb.

Ginseng - The adaptogenic properties of Ginseng allow the glands to balance stress and energy while creating an overall resistance to allergic reactions, colds, flus and infections.

Dandelion - A strong liver is also vital to a healthy balanced body, acting as a protective factor against allergies. Dandelion is one of the most nutritive and strengthening herbs to the liver. It helps clear toxins and stimulates the energy of the liver to work towards the resolution of the allergic reaction.

Nettles and Eyebright - Good for controlling excretions from your nasal cavity. For the opposite affect use Ma Huang.

Mullein - Great for any type of respiratory ailments

Additional Herbs noted for Allergy relief include Red Clover,Goldenseal, Elder Flower and Bayberry

Enjoy the Season!

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1.) Echinacea - When taken at first sign of colds or during has been known to help the duration of the cold. Great Immune System stimulant.

2.) Ginger - Great for upset stomach’s and has been known to fight and help with ulcers.

3.) Goldenseal - Known to fight bacterial infections

4. ) Astragalus - Astragalus has antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, and diuretic (helps eliminate fluid from the body) properties. Also a great AntiOxidant

5.) Mullein - Helps ease bronchial tubes and overall lung function

6.) Slippery Elm - Great for easing coughs and sore throats

7.) Thyme - Helps releieve sore throats and reduces mucous in nasal passages.

 Also make sure you eat healthy, drink water and take your multivitamins once a day as well!

 Promise it will be up soon and well worth the wait!

1.) Google XML Sitemap Generator - If SEO and traffic is something you want to achieve, (which most of you want) than this plug-in is highly recommended. This easy to use Plugin requires barely any work, and does most everything for you.

2.) Oracle Brains Social Bookmarker - Ever has your site Dugg, Reddit or Del.li.cious? Well I havn’t, but it is a great thing for a huge traffic boost. This plug-in add’s the option after each post to allow user’s to recommend your site to a social networking site such as Digg. You can choose the sites you will want to use in the Plug-in options.

3.) Viper’s Video Quicktags - This plug-in allows you to paste in Youtube or other video URL’s so they show up like this. 

Recommended for Blogs or Vlogs with video postings.

4.) Ultimate Google Analytics - If you use Google Analytics like I do to track Website traffic, than this makes it easy to input the tracking code for your blog. It actually does this for you. All you need is your Tracking Code in plug-in options which usually looks like this : UA-XXXXXXX-X. If you do not use Google Analytics, I highly recommend signing up.

5.) WP-DBMgr Plugin - Losing your posts, links and everything else is not fun. With this plug-in you can backup your Wordpress Database and also repair it. Can also be configured to automatically backup your DB at your specified times. Highly recommended and easy to use.

Enjoy!

Again apologize for the inconvenience, but everything is back up!

Hope you like all the pretty colors! I used Google Cache to restore some of my postings because im lazy!

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Hopefully below you will appreciate this collection of screenshots that is sure to bring you back. Most of these images bring back memories for me and hopefully it does for you too.

**Click for bigger Images!**

  Good Ol’ Dos shell

 Oregon Trail for Apple IIe

Back in the day if you were not using Newsgroups or Usenet, mIRC was the place to be for all of your warez needs. Some of you may recognize the fserv window ;).. 1995-1999 Was like the Wild West days for mIRC, where everyone packed a script on their side and a posse of clone bots.

I spent many years playing this MUD on local BBS’s back in the day. Never played a game so basic yet so addictive in my life!

Below are some other games that I truley miss playing…

Back when GTA was simple,2 dimensional and a blast to play

How can anyone forget about Duke Nukem 3D!? I’m sure most of you remember this part of the game!

Subspace.. A very entertaining game that was awesome to play online, and was very addicting too!

Rise of the Triad was one of my all time favorites. An instant classic and was quite advanced for its release. Love the John Woo pistols!

Well there you have it.. Just some old school imagery to bring back some memories of computing from a different time.