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Summer Tips for dealing with Tailgators!
I am writing this post because of the horrible drivers in Great Falls. It is happening all to often now and everybody seems to be in a hurry to get nowhere. I am getting sick of them and I am sure everyone else is too. Slow the F*** Down!
Here are some HOT Summer tips for dealing with A**Hole Tail-Gators, Ass-riders or whatever you want to call them! (Not to be taken literal and is for humorous purposes only!) So next time you see this common breed crazy ass driver—> 
Try one of the following tips.
1. When they try to speed you up, slow them down! You are going the speed limit. Let them figure out how to kill themselves easier.
2. When #1 doesn’t work, try finding some garbage on your floor. Prerferbly a bottle of water filled with piss and chuck it at their window. This one works great for the SoccerMom types quite well. Be sure to watch out if they call the cops! Cops are the worse type of tailgators and none of the tips work!
3. Also another great tip is if there is another car in the other lane, keep pace with them so they cant pass! This is also known as “Grandma’s Holding Hands.”
4. If the putz pulls over with you. Either he or she is a part of any number of Law Enforcement agency’s, or he or she is wanting to fight a little bit or try to shoot you. Fight or Flight your call! If you choose to fight, you better know some Judo. If you choose to run, wait untill they exit their vehicle going “What!?, What!?” and take off as fast as you can.
5. Maybe get the bumper sticker that says “If you tailgate me I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.” Maybe even have one custom made that says “If you tailgate me I’ll flick dog shit on your windshield.” Keep some handy just in case they want to try you.
There you have it! Some great Tailgating tips for those crazy Redhecks in Huge Trucks, soccer moms in Honda Vans, Mid-Life crisis Miata’s and even 17 year old Malibu Barbies in Hyundai’s and Ford Taurus’s!